CONFISCATED SURVEILLANCE VIDEOS SUBMITTED AS EVIDENCE AGAINST THE DEVIOUS BEARDED BIKER GANG LEADER HAROLD “FUZZY” JENKINS ABOUT TO STEAL SOME LAUNDRY DETERGENT. THE ACTUAL CRIMINAL ACT WAS NOT CAUGHT ON TAPE BUT WE KNOW IT WAS YOU FUZZY AND GIVE ME BACK MY LEFT SOCK I KNOW YOU TOOK THAT TOO YOU SON OF A …